she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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