Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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