spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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