So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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