Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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