it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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