I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I have already put on my inside pants.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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