who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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