things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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