i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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