Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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