your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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