Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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