is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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