do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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