i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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