just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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