I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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