You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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