How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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