he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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