I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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