North Korea, Best Korea!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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