The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
