We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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