Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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