the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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