put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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