He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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