I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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