Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
