Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have tasted many bathrooms
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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