Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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