im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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