PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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