She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
