I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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