I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Sponge bath it is.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
