Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm always down for nudity.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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