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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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