Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So much rum. So many feels.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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