He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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