he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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