Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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