she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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