need another drink. this is the easiest way
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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