I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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