Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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