if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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