So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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