Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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