I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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