just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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