Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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