they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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