i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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