I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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